[00:00.25]Well the reindeer pull the sleigh
[00:03.33]And the elves make the toys
[00:06.00]Those are the stories that are well known to all
[00:08.99]Little girls and boys
[00:11.59]But I've got another story
[00:13.32]That I bet you haven't heard
[00:16.35]Did you know that Santa
[00:18.83]Has a secret agent bird
[00:23.69]He's Penguin James Penguin
[00:26.48]That dapper little guy
[00:29.60]Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux
[00:32.99]He's Santa's secret spy
[00:37.96]Have you ever wondered
[00:40.61]How Santa Clause keeps tabs
[00:43.93]How he knows when you've been good
[00:46.56]How he knows when you've been bad
[00:49.71]He's Penguin James Penguin
[00:52.77]That dapper little guy
[00:55.75]Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux
[00:59.14]He's Santa's secret spy
[01:16.07]From an undisclosed location
[01:18.97]He's watching me and you
[01:22.09]He's got satellite uplinks in his cufflinks
[01:25.53]Yeah he sees everything you do
[01:28.42]He's Penguin James Penguin
[01:31.23]That dapper little guy
[01:34.31]Like a well dressed duck in a three piece tux
[01:37.64]He's Santa's secret spy
[01:55.04]Not so very long ago
[01:57.54]Santa didn't need much help
[02:00.54]But with more and more kids every year
[02:03.73]He soon got overwhelmed
[02:06.98]He told the elves one Christmas
[02:09.66]We can't do this anymore
[02:12.78]Then a night in shining polyester
[02:16.40]Waddled through his door
[02:18.54]And it was Penguin James Penguin
[02:22.40]He was there to save the day
[02:25.44]He had wireless
[02:27.09]And gps outfitted on the sleigh
[02:31.59]And Santa said Penguin
[02:34.72]Won't you be my ears and eyes
[02:38.27]How'd you like to help me run
[02:41.05]My Scfbi
[02:47.15]He's Penguin James Penguin
[02:50.18]And now I guess you've heard
[02:53.37]How Santa got his little Christmas
[02:56.81]Secret agent bird
[03:03.03]Penguin James Penguin - Brad Paisley