[05:45.00]Black cats creep across my path
[05:45.00]Until I'm almost mad
[05:45.00]I must have 'roused the devil's wrath
[05:45.00]Cause all my luck is bad
[05:45.00]I make a date for golf and you can bet your life it rains
[05:45.00]I try to give a party and the guy upstairs complains
[05:45.00]I guess I'll go through life
[05:45.00]Just catchin' colds and missin' trains
[05:45.00]Everything happens to me
[05:45.00]I never miss a thing
[05:45.00]I've had the measles and the mumps
[05:45.00]And every time I play an ace
[05:45.00]My partner always trumps
[05:45.00]Guess I'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps
[05:45.00]Everything happens to me
[05:45.00]At first my heart thought you could break this jinx for me
[05:45.00]That love would turn the trick to end despair
[05:45.00]But know I just can't fool this head that thinks for me
[05:45.00]I've mortgaged all my castles in the air
[05:45.00]I've telegraphed and phoned
[05:45.00]I send an "Airmail Special" too
[05:45.00]Your answer was "Goodbye"
[05:45.00]And there was even postage due
[05:45.00]I fell in love just once
[05:45.00]And then it had to be with you
[05:45.00]Everything happens to me