[00:00.49]Miss Marmelstein
[00:02.33]Miss Marmelstein
[00:03.25]Miss Marmelstein
[00:03.73]Miss Marmelstein
[00:04.45]Miss Marmelstein
[00:05.34]Miss Marmelstein
[00:06.08]Miss Marmelstein
[00:07.57]Miss Marmelstein
[00:08.66]Oh why is it always
[00:11.66]Miss Marmelstein
[00:13.14]Miss Marmelstein
[00:14.01]Miss Marmelstein
[00:15.15]Miss Marmelstein
[00:16.30]Miss Marmelstein
[00:17.71]Miss Marmelstein
[00:18.80]Other girls get called by their first names right away
[00:23.21]They get cozy intimate
[00:25.26]Do you know I mean
[00:28.01]And nobody calls me
[00:30.66]Hey baby doll
[00:31.71]Miss Marmelstein
[00:32.68]Or honey dear
[00:33.93]Miss Marmelstein
[00:35.02]Or sweetie pie
[00:36.31]Miss Marmelstein
[00:37.78]Even my first name would be preferable
[00:41.93]Though it's terrible
[00:43.72]It might be better
[00:45.85]It's yetta
[00:47.46]Or perhaps my second name thats tessye
[00:50.90]Spelled
[00:51.61]T E S S Y E
[00:56.22]But no no it's always
[00:58.71]Miss Marmelstein
[00:59.93]Miss Marmelstein
[01:01.25]Youd think at least miss m they could try
[01:05.09]Oho
[01:05.71]Miss Marmelstein
[01:06.93]Miss Marmelstein
[01:08.09]Miss Marmelstein
[01:09.22]Miss Marmelstein
[01:10.56]Miss Marmelstein
[01:11.82]Oh I could die
[01:15.20]I'm a very willing secretary
[01:19.12]Enjoy my work as my employer will corroborate
[01:23.18]Except for one disappointment
[01:25.89]One fly in the ointment
[01:27.72]It's great
[01:29.21]I mean simply great
[01:31.71]But the aggravation
[01:34.00]Of my situation
[01:36.06]I might as well get it off my chest
[01:40.81]It's the drum appellation
[01:45.89]Oh pardon the big words I apply
[01:47.43]But I was an english major at
[01:48.70]C C N Y
[01:49.88]Drum appellation
[01:53.54]With which I am persistently addressed
[01:59.00]Persistently perpetually continually and inevitably addressed
[02:04.57]Believe me it could drive a person positively psychosomatic
[02:07.82]Oh why is it always
[02:10.47]Miss Marmelstein
[02:11.93]Miss Marmelstein
[02:13.15]Miss Marmelstein
[02:14.08]Miss Marmelstein
[02:15.40]Miss Marmelstein
[02:16.65]Miss Marmelstein
[02:17.62]Other girls get called by their nick names right away
[02:22.11]Slightly naughty or risky
[02:23.56]Do you know what I mean
[02:27.15]Nobody calls mekoocheekoo
[02:30.47]Miss Marmelstein
[02:31.43]Or boobala
[02:32.54]Miss Marmelstein or passion pie
[02:36.54]Even hey there babe thought not respectable
[02:40.34]Aint so object able
[02:42.97]It's kind of crummy
[02:44.53]But chummy
[02:45.95]Of course if I got married that would do it
[02:49.88]So wheres the lucky guy
[02:55.25]Till then it still is
[02:57.15]Miss Marmelstein
[02:58.55]Miss Marmelstein
[03:00.06]Everyday I get more and more fast
[03:04.81]Miss Marmelstein
[03:06.06]Miss Marmelstein
[03:07.09]Miss Marmelstein
[03:08.19]Miss Marmelstein
[03:09.53]Miss Marmelstein
[03:10.78]Oh hooooo
[03:15.02]I could bust