[00:00.70]Funny always thought of you as my girlfriend
[00:06.29]I just can't believe you could come in
[00:09.08]Here and say all those things
[00:10.92]Let me finish you must let me finish
[00:12.97]Thank you thanks for bringing me up to date dear
[00:18.91]Didn't know you knew all the ins and outs of my private life
[00:22.91]Let me finish you must let me finish
[00:25.92]Let's talk about you
[00:28.33]A minute or two
[00:30.39]What tart is your husband keeping
[00:33.18]Where's he sleeping
[00:34.85]Can't you say
[00:36.88]Let's talk about men
[00:39.11]You're at it again
[00:40.93]I've heard that you need a bedful
[00:43.81]For those dreadful
[00:45.21]Games you play
[00:47.71]How dare you come in here
[00:49.39]Wagging your wicked tongue
[00:51.07]Your cheeks are red my dear
[00:52.95]You look like you've been stung
[00:54.53]I know my life's a mess
[00:56.13]But I think you're the worst thing in it
[00:58.78]Wait a minute
[01:01.21]Let's talk about you
[01:03.64]Because you never do
[01:06.20]You just couldn't wait to blurt out
[01:08.95]All that dirt out in my face
[01:11.92]Let's talk about pills
[01:15.06]And illegal thrills
[01:16.97]I hear that the habit's gripped you
[01:19.65]And you've tripped to every place
[01:23.56]Does it make you feel good
[01:25.59]Knowing that I feel bad
[01:27.12]Yes knowing you it would
[01:28.93]You must be very sad
[01:30.60]You can't know how I feel
[01:32.21]But my friend you're about to learn how
[01:34.40]It's my turn now
[01:37.57]Let's talk about booze
[01:40.25]And how much you use
[01:42.22]What time do your kids start drinking
[01:46.25]Am I sinking low as you
[01:50.07]Yes he knows lots of girls he likes his fun
[01:53.38]I am glad he's got lots and not just one
[01:56.71]How's that fat little man was it one more affair
[02:00.14]Where are you going
[02:01.31]Why are you running away from me
[02:03.31]Are you absolutely sure you don't want to stay for tea