[00:00.00]Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend [In the Style of Marilyn Monroe] - Done Again
[00:02.87]The French are glad to die for love
[00:07.66]They delight in fighting duels
[00:13.23]But I prefer a man who lives
[00:16.85]And gives expensive jewels
[00:24.21]A kiss on the hand
[00:26.17]May be quite continental
[00:29.19]But diamonds are a girl's best friend
[00:34.53]A kiss may be grand
[00:37.60]But it won't pay the rental
[00:39.25]On your humble flat
[00:42.07]Or help you at the automat
[00:45.09]Men grow cold
[00:47.35]As girls grow old
[00:49.89]And we all lose our charms in the end
[00:55.24]But square-cut or pear shaped
[00:57.97]These rocks don't lose their shape
[01:00.63]Diamonds are a girl's best friend
[01:07.26]Tiffany's
[01:12.22]Cartier
[01:16.09]Black Starr
[01:17.26]Frost Gormham
[01:18.65]Talk to me Harry Winston
[01:19.68]Tell me all about it
[01:26.29]There may come a time
[01:28.35]When a lass needs a lawyer
[01:31.34]But diamonds are a girl's best friend
[01:36.49]There may come a time
[01:38.71]When a hard-boiled employer
[01:41.39]Thinks you're awful nice
[01:44.40]But get that ice or else no dice
[01:47.61]He's your guy
[01:49.56]When stocks are high
[01:52.09]But beware
[01:52.89]When they start to descend
[01:57.36]It's then that those louses
[01:59.68]Go back to their spouses
[02:03.09]Diamonds are a girl's best friend
[02:15.84]I've heard of affairs
[02:17.86]That are strictly platonic
[02:20.83]But diamonds are a girl's best friend
[02:25.87]And I think affairs
[02:28.09]That you must keep Masonic
[02:30.94]Are better bets
[02:33.55]If little pets get big baguettes
[02:36.75]Time rolls on
[02:39.34]And youth is gone
[02:41.16]And you can't straighten up
[02:43.58]When you bend
[02:46.49]But stiff back
[02:47.75]Or stiff knees
[02:48.99]You stand straight at Tiffany's
[02:57.00]Diamonds Diamonds
[03:08.12]I don't mean rhinestones
[03:12.33]But diamonds are a girl's best best friend